my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
I’m not lost. I know exactly where I am. I’m at a dead end job, with no money or desire to go to college. I’m at the corner of Lethargy and Apathy. I’m in a tiny no bedroom apartment that I’ve called my home for almost a year.
I am not confused. I know who and what I am. I am the epitome of sad, that it true. But it is still who I am. Just because it’s uncomfortable for people to be around me, does not mean I have to smile and play happy for anyone. I am not here to make people comfortable or to make people like me.
I am not in need of a religion. I have my beliefs and my morals and I do not need a church to affirm them.
Please stop assuming that because I’m depressed and tired and on the edge all the time, that I need a religion. I’m that way because I have always been. Not because I’m “young”, not because I’m “godless”, but because of my brain chemistry and because I push myself past exhaustion on a daily basis.
A religion cannot change my brain chemistry. A religion cannot make me stop working. Leave me alone.
Wednesday my friend is coming to pick up her ferrets and relocate them. Finally. I told her almost a month ago my financial situation changed and she was barely making the effort to care. Anyway, Wednesday it’ll be just me, my ratties and the puppy. I’m gonna shampoo the carpet and air out the apartment.
Monday the puppy gets her 6 weeks vaccinations. And Monday is my stepmom’s funeral. My dad’s trying to keep himself as busy as possible so he’s giving me rides all over the place.
Work is still stupid. And I’m still broke forever. Not a whole lot of new stuff going on. So this post is boring, I imagine.
Here’s an awesome little piece of history:
Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:
[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE.
So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.
SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.’
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
Isn’t it funny? They say that we’re lying to them by wearing make up, a weave, fake nails, corsets, shaving etc. then when we’re our natural selves they say “Put on some make up! Lose some weight! Grow out your hair! Eww, acne. Eww, body hair. If you wanna sell the farm you gotta paint the barn.” You know what. Fuck all of that. You want us to be natural but your own diluted version of natural. Natural but appealing to you. Shut up.
aquaman you dumbfuck
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
I think I found a good diet for my dog when she’s transitioning to adulthood. I found an affordable vegetarian kibble that had great reviews. I know she needs meat, so I’m gonna buy her organic chicken breast and boil it or bake it, I don’t know which is best. And then give her approved fruits and veggies. I’ve already tested her on mashed carrots and sweet potato mixed her puppy food and she loved it. And my partner wants to give her a piece of red meat once a year on her birthday. I told them it was fine as long as it was at least organic and baked, not fried. She’s going to vet Monday so I’ll just make sure that diet is okay and maybe get some nutrition info.
|—||Jim Butcher, Death Masks (via awitcheveryotherday)|